Monkey Punch

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

Monkey punch

A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand

Shut up or I will monkey punch you

by theeyeofthewolf November 28, 2011

donkeypunch

When ya cuttin up someone in the booty, ya punch them in the back of the dome, and their whole body tightens up and ya get a better orgasm.

Christina needed a raise so she let her boss donkeypunch her.

by Check 'n Hoes June 21, 2006

Monkey Punch

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

by PhearMyPhunk September 30, 2006

monkey punch

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)

John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.

by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 8, 2012

Monkey-Punch

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.

Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.

by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010

Monkey Punch

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them

you write a sentence!

by rat monkey September 30, 2006