pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.
by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016
Get the pinch of monkey shit mug.

flying bag of monkey shit

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour December 12, 2007
Get the flying bag of monkey shit mug.
Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
Get the picking nuts out of monkey shit mug.

shit monkey

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.
That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.
by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004
Get the shit monkey mug.

shit monkey

Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.

Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?

Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
by Gurrman September 22, 2006
Get the shit monkey mug.

shit monkey

An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.
Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.
by KrW September 07, 2005
Get the shit monkey mug.

Shit Monkey

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.
Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 01, 2010
Get the Shit Monkey mug.