pud pullin' monkey fucker

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020

dominant male-monkey mother fucker

The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"

dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

by mista_g October 28, 2005

Monkey Fart Fucker

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

by JND Nodice January 31, 2009

monkey fuckers

A military excersize. Done by grabbing your ankles and squating over and over again.

Well wut the fuck ru waiting for get down and give me some Monkey fucker!

by Krytpo January 23, 2004