mong fish

a person whom mings for england.

ur mums a double helping of mong fish

by prettyugly November 22, 2004

monkfish

the monkfish is a very tantalizing dish, it comes in a delicious array of recipes to cater for all tastes. It is quite a salacious variety thats why there are so many in the waters today breeding their way into oblivion. Courtney introduced us into the magical world of monkfishism, and we adorn our walls in various shrines devoted to them.

ugly with large tenticle things and a big mouth

by laura February 13, 2004

Monkfish

A word used instead of the infamous 'lol' (laugh out loud), which is normally used when talking online. Can be shortened to 'MF.'

Guy #1: OMG I just totally fell over there.
Guy #2: Monkfish!
Guy #1: MF.

by Mo Bob December 24, 2006

Monglish

English spoken by complete mongs which comes out in the form of complete gibberish.

His grasp of monglish was second to none!

by tronski September 15, 2005

mong fish

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities

Jobie your a mong fish cunt

by riley chib November 14, 2021

monkfish soup

Something awful, a total failure, A total disaster; something that is confusing, unpleasant, or fundamentally flawed in concept or execution. Often used to describe poorly implemented ideas, features, or projects. Reference to the dish Agwi-Jjim.

That rollout was pure monkfish soup—nobody understood it, and now everything’s broken.

by AnimositySteve May 6, 2025