"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."
You mongaretardaloid.
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."
You mongaretardaloid.
by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011
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Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.
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Don't be such a moigntard!!
by Chris Moignardt November 30, 2007
Get the Moigntard mug.Doukutsu Monogatari(A.K.A. Cave Story) is a freeware side-scrolling game in the syle of Zelda, Metroid and Wonderboy.It was written and designed by Studio Pixel originating from japan released in 2004. took 5 years to make. it has been critically by gamers and reviews over the globe. featuring large free roaming environments, vastly different weapons and 3 different endings. if you have not played this game play it now!
Also Variant games have secured the rights to publish the game for PSP
Also Variant games have secured the rights to publish the game for PSP
Ed - OMG have you played Doukutsu Monogatari?
Dav - No why?
Ed - FOOL! play it now! you only have a short time to live
Dav - So
Ed - your life is unfulfilled unless you play it!!!
Doukutsu Monogatari is the best game ever!
Dav - No why?
Ed - FOOL! play it now! you only have a short time to live
Dav - So
Ed - your life is unfulfilled unless you play it!!!
Doukutsu Monogatari is the best game ever!
by Ewan Cutler May 28, 2006
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