money

The biggest reason for stress in most marriages and the number one cause of divorce in the United States.

Without money in which to pay the bills, Susie & Bobby are forced to file for bankruptcy.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

Money

Another word for currency. Something that people slave over doing unrewarding tasks to earn. Something that limits what basic needs a person/family can have as well as what activities, possessions a person/family can enjoy. The system is not perfect but it works better than the barter system. It's not the money that's evil. It's the currency system that can corrupt people if they let it. People give up everything to earn it, but end up with nothing. People cut each other's throats and kill each other for it. People become ignorant just because they have more of it. Money is stupid.

Monopoly guy: I love money. Average Joe: how can you say that? I hate money.

by Dat'smymamma February 18, 2011

Money

Word to describe people and things of the highest excellence. Opposite of an Ernie.

Big Daddy is sooooo money!

by Megan O'Leary May 02, 2008

Money

divorce

"I got no money :/"

by Meme the Great December 07, 2019

money

The only thing very hardly ever refused by anyone.

John: Here is proof of fifty thousand dollars buried beneath these shark infested waters.
Rex: We have to find a way of dealing with these sharks so we can get to the money.
John: Ok. here is plan A. We will...

by Nartey December 24, 2008

For the money

Life cheat; automatically makes anything acceptable.

Ted: "Joe! Why are you jerking off onto my sleeping sister!?!?"
Joe: "Its for the money."
Ted: "OH thats okay then :)"

by Bonerdonor3454 February 21, 2011

Money

n. Currency that can be exchanged for goods or services.
n. A word yelled by a shooter after he makes a difficult shot in basketball.
adj. Adjective describing something as excellent or extraordinary. Sometimes used in combination with the word cash (circa 1996.)

1. Pay me the money you owe for the drinks on your tab.
2. Immediately following a made fade-away three MONEY!!
3. Dude, this weed is money.
(in 1996) Dude, this shit is cash-money!

by Someguy98989 March 05, 2009