Anarcho-Monarchism

Anarcho-Monarchism might seem like the ultimate contradiction.

Philosophically speaking, anarchism has a strong anti-democratic tradition that, far from seeing anarchism as being democracy carried to its logical conclusion, is actually far closer to being instead aristocracy universalised. Monarchy can be reinvented as a concept to serve a distinctively libertarian ethos, if one can see in the monarch a symbol of sovereignty that is reflected in the absolute sovereignty of the free individual. The word 'king' is derived from the word 'kin' - so kingship denotes kinship, the king or queen being a symbolic guardian of the people's freedom and self-determination. Thus handed down generation to generation, the monarch carries the genetic inheritance of the people in a bond of mutual co-inherence.
"What ideology did you say you follow?"

"Anarcho-Monarchism"

"What the heck is that?"
by Vech October 19, 2011
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Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things
Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
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Colon Monarch

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.
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Monarch Mash

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.
The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.
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The French Monarch

A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.
Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"
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air monarchs

n. Anyone who wears the air monarchs is thought to be a grill wizard. (i.e. sported by Seahawks coach Pete Carol)
Whoever grilling this Sunday better be wearing the air monarchs.
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wrath of the monarch

leaving a post Mexican food stinking explosive shit present in the toilet for one's enemy and NOT FLUSHING...
by GhostND December 12, 2010
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