Morison

The act of playing with children’s genitals, specifically the male penis.

Get off that 8 year old boy, you’re committing a Morison!

by Sexee April 21, 2018

molson mudslide

to take a monster soft crap the morning after a night of hard core drinkin

i drank a shitload last night, got up this morning and had a molson mudslide, it was awesome

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006

Molionaire

Someone who has a mole (Avogadro's number or 602 sextillion 200 quintillion) of dollars or a comparable currency.

No one is a molionaire yet. One would have to be a billionaire almost a quadrillion times over to be one.

by Hank Sauri July 27, 2023

Molson

Term that describes white, beer-drinking Canadians who sit in the garage and drink Lakeport and Molson all day long. Usually have cirrhosis of the liver.

Molsons are uncultured and usually speak a single language (called American). Usually have GM/Ford/Chrysler vehicles (Dodge Caravan is a popular one).

Synonym with mangia cake.

Hey Vladimir! Look at that Molson crouching behind the tree stashing his Lakeport! In Soviet Russia, Lakeport stashes you!

by molsonlover January 18, 2010

molsonite

Brown or amber coloured man-made obsidian found in postnuclear middens,in scatters around pubs & liquor stores
beaches Parks and where ever humans over indulge
Often the first choice material for novice flint knappers
Origin,,, broken piece of a Molson Canadian Beer bottle

Arrowheads of flaked Molsonite are the pride of the Halluci Indians ,traded and bartered for in the Halluci-Nation

by Fresh Silver tony March 3, 2008

molson

Just another shitty macrobrew. The only slightly redeeming thing about molson is Rickard's Red. For all of you who regularly drink Molson, Labatts, Kokanee, etc.... drop dead. Support your local microbrew and taste some real beer.

"Man, this Molson is nothin' but indian piss. Maybe I should stop being a cheap bastard and buy something that deserves to be called beer."

by fxnrapa December 14, 2005

Molson

Canadian brewer that has cornered the market in beers that taste like frozen paint thinner. MUST be consumed at close to temperatures where nitrogen becomes a solid in order to avoid the natural taste. Which is the liquid equivalent to what microwaved shit must taste like.

Can also be effective in destroying earwig nest infestations and cleaning ear wax from dogs, cats, sheep, etc.

You'd think after 500 years, these folks at Molson would've figured it out by now.

by fuckles_the_clown December 11, 2006