Moisturebating

When a person is moisturizing with no premeditated intent for self pleasure, but then realizes they are naked, alone, and have a lubricant.

After a brisk walk my inner thigh was slightly chaffed so I grabbed the lotion and before I knew it I was Moisturebating.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle

Slang word for Penis

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

by Tj Xanovaria October 11, 2004

Moisture Spine

Politically correct way to say Wet back

That guy swam the Rio Grande and is an illegal Moisture Spine.

by americanpride in nd October 29, 2010

Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap July 20, 2016

moisture packet

Another name for the vagina. Also used to descibe a man that is being a pussy.

Phil will not come with us tonight because he is being a moisture packet.

by blake88 April 6, 2006

Moisturelieser

Any lotion or moisturizer that promises to firm up the skin and ease the look of cellulite and flabbiness. It is an industry wide lie that these products will eliminate one's cellulite or firm up sagging skin.

I told Sara to stop using the moisturelieser because there is no way that stuff will make that cellulite on her thighs go away. She needs to go to the gym.

by FASH1976 August 22, 2009

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 19, 2012