Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.

Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.

by SoSheolH January 30, 2017

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Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.

I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.

by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018

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misgeneration

a term you would use when somebody calls you a different generation than the one you are actually in.

“Ugh you stupid millennials”- Karen “actually I’m gen z don’t misgeneration me 🙄” - a proud gen Z’er

by Lib__ February 24, 2021

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Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009

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moistler

Roblox player aged 8-9 years of age that act horny or older than they actually are. Moistlers normally message younger children asking for sexual activity on Roblox because they have no life. Moistlers also are found on Minecraft and fortnite.

Have you heard of a moistler ?

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

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