Moistmaker

A person who makes other persons moist, sexually(usually women) or slightly damp.

I met the moistmaker and became so moist in my nether region.
The moistmaker at the amusement park got me a bit moist with the water spray fan.

by agwevfwetvfweygfvqiwueyiweufyq January 23, 2017

moistake

A Moistake. When you plan on farting, but things end up a bit moister than first expected. Verbs: Moistaking, Moistaked, Moistaker

I went to a new fish house last night, and now I've been making moistakes all morning.

by Moisty Fred October 21, 2014

moistmaker

The act of spitting on the genitals of either sexual partner in an effort to make things more wet.

Yeah, she was a bit dry, but I gave her a moistmaker and we were good to go.

by Dr.Sax May 1, 2011

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Moistache

Perspiration on the upper lip.

It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.

by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012

mittbackenbeast

One bad ass motherfucker. Can only exist one at a time.

Is that the true mittbackenbeast?

by Mittbackenbeast December 11, 2016

Moistacolli

When a friend misunderstands you trying to say Mostacolli on discord

Look up Moistacolli on urbandictionary

by Veggman December 6, 2021