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mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!
SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.
by Mahmhn May 24, 2009
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toddington

a crazy mo fo who's hobby is ballin' up and down the streets. He can be found pimpin' up his hoes in the suburbs.
toddington is a Spif ass faggot fag

toddington, yo bitch get outa my house

toddington : Balling is my hobby.

YEEEEAAAAHHH BOOOYYYY says toddington
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monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)
Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!
by Ollie May 4, 2005
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Lord Moodington

Usually to describe an Ocky that is most disgruntled - like one of the moody old blokes in the Muppet Show
He is a Major Lord Moodington Today again
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joddington

The boy with a massive dick very generous good at soccer and isnt a fridget
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Stick Muddington

A name used for someone who is a stick in the mud.

A Buzz Killington.
Person: "Fuck it, let's go."

Chodey McChodeington: "Nah man, I don't wanna get in trouble"

Person: "Okay Stick Muddington"
by Woger Raters December 27, 2011
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Muddington

Any number of substances that your tweaker friend will tell you he's on and then refuses to elaborate
1: what the fuck are you tripping on

2: it's Muddington
1 :What's Muddington
2: If you don't know, it's too late
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