mocus

Adj. A state of confusion, often referring to the state of mind brought about by detoxification. Derived from "mostly out of focus."

You need to forgive his blithering; he just got out of detox so he's really mocus.

by Ed I. Tor May 29, 2010

monumental

To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

McCumdump

A McDonald's McChicken sandwich with an extreme amount of mayonnaise.

I'll have a Big Mac, a large fry, and a McCumdump.

by Deacon Bluez February 7, 2021

mockumentary

n. A fictional film that is in the style of a documentary and pretends to be a documentary. A mock documentary.

The mockumentary "This is Spinal Tap" documents the fictional band Spinal Tap.

by unperson September 1, 2003

Monumenting

This activity is touring the monuments and memorials of Washington DC (Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, Vietnam War, Korean War, WWII, Roosevelt, etc...) in a fashion befitting the students of the various DC-area schools (AU, GW, Gtown, Howard, Catholic, UDC, UMD-College Park etc). This involves running up and down on the National Mall in various stages of intoxication, inebriation, or just being fucked up. Usually occurs between the hours of 10 pm and 2 am. May involve throwing up on the steps to the American History Museum if you're a little too crossfaded.

AU student: yo, we're going monumenting after going to the Hawk and Dove.

Georgetown student: Ok, I'll make a stop at the liquor store. One or two handles of Svedka?

GW student: Obviously two. Dude we're pregaming the Hawk AND monumenting.

by austudent915 May 15, 2010

Bruh Monument

The ultimate form of a bruh moment in which said moment merits such a reaction that the reaction is suspended beyond the laws of time and space themselves, creating an eternal "monument" to the bruh moment in question.

Person 1: "Dude, can you believe that John actually showed up to school today in his PJ's? That was a real bruh moment."
Person 2: "Nah man, that's what I call a bruh monument. Ain't nobody ever gonna let him live that down!"

by Souperino August 8, 2019

McCumShot

(Noun) To Produce an orgasm in a McDonalds Bathroom. Usually The employee receives a mouthful of Jizz before making hamburgers and fries.

"I gave the McDonalds employee a McCumShot"

by shane mcgrath!!! April 6, 2009