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Oblivious

Pretty much Harry Potter summed up in one word. I mean, he was clueless to the things straight in his face.
*made up*
Harry: How long has this been going on?

Hermione: Quite awhile, but for some reason you didn't know.

Ron: Yeah, mate. Your oblivious to nearly everything!

Harry: That isn't true!

Heemione: Harry, it is true.
by (×_×; November 3, 2016
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fiddly oblivious

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.
Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....
by camellia April 29, 2013
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oblivious boyfriend

A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.
“Wow! Rhett is such an oblivious boyfriend!”
by Hi Trey June 30, 2018
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Oblivious

To lack all memory; being forgetful and
Lacking conscious awareness this is called being; unmindful.
"He accused her of being delirious she didn't care she is just oblivious"

"The two were inlove, the beauty was oblivious"
by Kelly Louise forster :) January 15, 2009
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tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???
by Kevin S. January 6, 2005
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Oblivious

The state of mind Urban Dictionary contributors must be to have made Donald trump even more famous with every stupid trump word they add to this dictionary.
These dumbass urban dictionary folks be oblivious to the fact that Trump feeds on media, both good and bad.
by Heinous Realist January 26, 2017
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Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.
Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!
by fabulousllama June 18, 2014
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