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Molementum

Molementum (Noun)

The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.
Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.
by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018
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Moleman

A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat - drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.

This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.

Alternative: Molewoman.
Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."
by deathmetallovr July 19, 2011
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Hans Moleman

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!
by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005
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Molement

A Molement is the moment in between taking a mole (tobacco and weed grinded together in a bong bowl) and not knowing what's going on.
Wohh hold on bro im having a molement.
by Samson Weinberg March 30, 2011
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molemaster

Someone who has no life, so they command moles into a military operation, albeit a very bad military operation.
There was a mole outbreak at a school because some lonely kid became a molemaster.
by XYZcoaster November 9, 2013
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kamiyah mobley

A girl who was kidnapped from her mother 1998 by a women named Gloria Williams. The girl was missing until she was found in South Carolina living in belief that her kidnapper was her mother and the kidnappers three biological children. Kamiyah was living under the fake name Alexis Manigo.
"Have you watched the News? They found Kamiyah Mobley!"
by The Definer Y January 15, 2017
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moleman

a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on

see booth
friend 1:"did you see see jeff last night?"
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN
by james November 15, 2003
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