Mystical Fold

A woman's vaginal area.

"Show me that mystical fold, baby."

by iihmnaili January 15, 2014

mystical thot

Unlike modern thots mystical thots are equipped with blue or pink hair sometimes both depending on its territory; They normally prey on men ranging of ages 19 to 25 years of age and they have a strict diet of lucky charms and salted testicles.

damn Chris , you see that fine ass girl over there with the pink hair ; James , that's not a girl she's a damn mystical thot !

by Adam the great May 20, 2018

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022

mystical

used when describing something magical and amazing often confused with mystic falls but it is not mystic falls. it describes something in the imagination or something real but beautiful and undescribible. it is a word of beauty.

i just saw a mystical unicorn!

by flemz February 4, 2013

mystical poon

The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.

Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)

by sexonabeach May 7, 2007

Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007

Mystical twatasaurous

the vag u can never get....

"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."

by golden shaft July 29, 2009