miscancelatious

Something that’s is meant to be canceled but can’t be bc shit is stupid

Gordon Ramsey “I want to cancel my order”
Jeff bezos “ sorry it’s Miscancelatious and will be delivered tomorrow morning”

by Rabidjungle7182 April 26, 2022

MisttAce

Biggest W of all time, doesn’t go outside and plays video games.

“MisttAce is a w”

by Urbanatioe June 11, 2022

ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019