A missycake is a woman, maybe in her 40's, who's been around the block but not worn out.
She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal.
She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit.
She can provide her man with good food.
If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets.
She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be.
Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it.
You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you.
Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't.
She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal.
She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit.
She can provide her man with good food.
If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets.
She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be.
Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it.
You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you.
Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't.
She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
Kevin: Wow! Jack married Irene? She's over 40!
Chuck: Forget that, kiddo. She's missycake.
Kevin: No shit? Lucky bastard!
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A Missycake is not a Stepford Wife. She's your lover and your drinking buddy.
Chuck: Forget that, kiddo. She's missycake.
Kevin: No shit? Lucky bastard!
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A Missycake is not a Stepford Wife. She's your lover and your drinking buddy.
by archie optrix May 30, 2010
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by Maditheincredible February 5, 2008
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A Missy is a real character. Missy's can be found performing strange but hilarious skits for friends, or even perfect strangers, that will leave you wondering "What the F?"... while peeing your pants in laughter. Missy's are true friends that will always be there for you. You are lucky if you know a Missy for they bring sunshine into your day. Though they are odd, they are original and beautiful human beings.
Rachel: "Hey Missy, how you doin over there?"
Missy: "I'm ready! Got my spf 90 on, I'm wearing blue and orange, and my mommy thinks I'm "SPECIAL." ...
(she stops and does a cartwheel randomly, all while not spilling a single drop of Coor's light!).
Crowd: "Astounding!" (much applause).
Missy: "I'm ready! Got my spf 90 on, I'm wearing blue and orange, and my mommy thinks I'm "SPECIAL." ...
(she stops and does a cartwheel randomly, all while not spilling a single drop of Coor's light!).
Crowd: "Astounding!" (much applause).
by Rachel112380 July 11, 2009
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Get the Missy Elliott mug.A female rapper who performed a miracle by becoming famous without dancing about half-nude. Nevertheless, she feels the need to brag about her own beauty.
Song Title: I'm Really Hot
Lyrics Of Her Own:
"I've got a cute face"
"Hey hey hey, I'm what's happ'ning'"
"I'm heaven sent"
"I'm a hot gal"
"Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly hot-hot-hot-hot-hot
Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly hot-hot-hot-hot-hot"
Lyrics While Being Featured In Other Songs:
"Yeah, we look stunnin'
Other girls get mad because
They might look ugly"
"I know you heard about a lot of great MCs
But they ain't got nothin' on me"
"I'm too hot"
My Opinion:
Missy Elliot is butt-ugly.
Lyrics Of Her Own:
"I've got a cute face"
"Hey hey hey, I'm what's happ'ning'"
"I'm heaven sent"
"I'm a hot gal"
"Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly hot-hot-hot-hot-hot
Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly hot-hot-hot-hot-hot"
Lyrics While Being Featured In Other Songs:
"Yeah, we look stunnin'
Other girls get mad because
They might look ugly"
"I know you heard about a lot of great MCs
But they ain't got nothin' on me"
"I'm too hot"
My Opinion:
Missy Elliot is butt-ugly.
by Daughter of Set April 14, 2006
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She started in Sistas, now is on her own, doin' the best thang ever. Missy's the only female artist that doesn't hav to run around half naked to do some good shit.
Now she's got her own brand
Adidas + Missy = Respect M.E.
I really lov her clothes.
She's talented, yeeah, gifted n' her uppercut will get ya'll lifted!
Huh, so hate her, haters,
she doesn't give a f*ck bout that, cuz Missy's da shiznit
Love ya, God bless,
good nite.
HOLLA!
She started in Sistas, now is on her own, doin' the best thang ever. Missy's the only female artist that doesn't hav to run around half naked to do some good shit.
Now she's got her own brand
Adidas + Missy = Respect M.E.
I really lov her clothes.
She's talented, yeeah, gifted n' her uppercut will get ya'll lifted!
Huh, so hate her, haters,
she doesn't give a f*ck bout that, cuz Missy's da shiznit
Love ya, God bless,
good nite.
HOLLA!
Missy be the name and yall should already know
I've been around long and Scarface so cold
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shi ya
Let me grab the microphone and I'ma take it away
Missy Elliott rulez the streetz
I've been around long and Scarface so cold
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shi ya
Let me grab the microphone and I'ma take it away
Missy Elliott rulez the streetz
by cargey May 24, 2007
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