firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

Meat Missel

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.

Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.

by Cx2UR January 14, 2009

misketis

a small alpine bird that,strangely, has never been to the alps. Some say it got lost on it's way to Tanzania, but that is all lies and heresay you fucking asshole.

redneck one: lets go to dem dere alps and shoot us some misketis's
redneck two: actually, contrary to popular belief, misketis don't live in the alps, and you don't need the 's you illiterate redneck
redneck one: oh, good point.. lets run over imported cars with our big black chevy pickups!
rednekc two: NOW U'Z IS TALKING, YEEAHHHHAAAA

by Gustav Weisskopf June 12, 2007

Dark Angels Misstress

The darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine.... find him, she is at his side.

"DarkAngelsMisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!"

by «†ÐarkÅngelsMi§§tre§§†»™ January 3, 2005

Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

Misretire

To leave a successful career by mistake and want to come back, even if your former employer doesn't want you too. Athletes are especially susceptible to this.

Brett Favre, after leaving the Green Bay Packers on a high note and was replaced by Aaron Rogers, decided that he had misretired.

by sfmc98 October 1, 2008

missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

by Rozaaay February 21, 2014