latex missle

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle

by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

pickle in a mickle

intense gay bum sex where the pickle (penis) is in a mickle (Large gaping asshole).

Jackson and I are going to have a pickle in a mickle later tonight! Wanna watch?

by PickleEnjoyer January 13, 2022

Miskeen

An arabic word, meaning poor or pathetic.

"What a miskeen child."
"Wow, did you see what Mike Litoris was wearing? He's so miskeen."

by LebTillTheEnd May 2, 2010

Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Mislead

To move someone in the wrong direction,also to confuse him.

Oh man.I think that guy misleaded me.

by BlackPohatu September 8, 2016

mistletoehoe

someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe

"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"

by Jason O. January 7, 2008

Misleading the Queen

When your Johnson lets you down in front of an older lady.

Boris is guilty of misleading the queen! Do you think the honorable member will ever be able to stand again?

by BadgerBodger September 25, 2019