mingle off

At a work function or party when the office bore is talking to you about something dull - what you want them to do is to mingle off and speak to some other poor unsuspecting person

Agh! I cannot believe I got stuck talking to that technician guy who loves comics at the other day. I wanted to tell him to mingle off !

by Ed 99999 April 11, 2008

Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.

"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"

by Mungled December 12, 2009

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

mingle

To hook up in any sense; make out, fondle, have intercourse, etc.

I haven't mingled in over two months, way too long!!

by Yxar July 11, 2010

Mangledesh

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.

"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"

by chet_woolery January 29, 2010

Mingless Gormonger

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.

Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."

by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021

mangled

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.

by The Manglator September 21, 2004