Minced

To be so scrambled and messed in the head that your brain is minced

You are minced

by Beefboy March 16, 2020

minced

When you get fucked up.

I'm pretty minced after that session eh

by Altar Of Death November 2, 2003

mints or mince

A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!

Mints or mince?

Mints.

Correct!

by Chelvis Presley June 30, 2016

prodding the mince

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat

"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"

by raggedy ass mofo October 28, 2008

mincer

A man who is extremely camp. Not necessarily gay, but definitely exhibiting tendencies towards the feminine. Primarily slang used in England.

Look at that bloke, he's a real mincer.

by Atropos September 24, 2005

string of mince

When ones clitoris protrudes out from ones vaginal flaps.

Dave:"Ah mate that lass lastnite had a proper hanging mot like?"

Leanne:"Eee man a string of mince everything should be nice a tucked away"

by Dr Obson November 10, 2007

mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

by The Spike February 22, 2007