Microdigression

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Micro Dose

When you take small amounts of drugs to maintain a constant, but manageable high. Never too high, Never too low.

Let’s micro dose so we feel good, but aren’t too fucked up

by Tale of Yo July 7, 2019

Microaster

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

by ASteezy June 11, 2008

Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

by jim townsend February 4, 2010

micro gym

Micro Gym, the most smallest amount of gym work.
A tiny work out full of huffs, puffs and yawns.

Hey I've just done I micro gym workout!

lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.

by Gym phobia January 31, 2014

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018