A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.
by Josh alan33 May 27, 2011
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
by facon675309 August 11, 2011
He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect ❤️
He is practically fluent in french btw.
He is practically fluent in french btw.
by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019
by NoMike February 18, 2013
A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.
Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
by lunamellow October 08, 2009
a hairy beast with an 80's fro, kinda looks like a goon, loves spongebob and pig squealing music,likes girls with big tits, looks like the guy from juno when he sings in front of people, resides on the wet side, owns a dog who likes to hump girls with big asses. mike is the kind of guy that makes you scream "LITTLE PISSER!", and he will drink all of your orange juice so watch out!
by poopfaceasshole February 09, 2009
Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.
by Behnaz February 27, 2008