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Mike

The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.

Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!

by johnnyappleseedjizzcakes July 8, 2011