1 definition by johnnyappleseedjizzcakes

Mike

The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.

Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!

by johnnyappleseedjizzcakes July 8, 2011