microtard

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

microburst

1) A downburst is a strong downdraft which includes an outburst of potentially damaging winds on or near the ground. If the diameter of the downburst is less than 2.5 miles, it is called a microburst.

2) Also used in popular vernacular to refer to brief expressions of fear, anger, sadness, joy, pleasure. . .

We heard there were microbursts in the area, but the soccer game continued. Because we are just that hard core.

He had a microburst when I told him I had shared his secret with the whole department.

When I crossed the finish line (winning my first Olympic Gold) and heard the crowd cheering, I had a microburst to end all microbursts.

by ripcurlgrrl May 28, 2005

minorturd

A young kid who's a cheeky fucker to elder people

There is some minorturds hanging around the shop !!!

by Boss Mann G June 12, 2018

Microquadernophilia

the love of small notebooks

My microquadernophilia has been rather intense lately, and I'm going broke!
Going to the Muji store really triggered my microquadernophilia.

"Dude, have you seen Ernest's backpack?" "Yeah man, he's such a microquadernophile."

by fakeredhead November 14, 2020

MicroWordCheck

The act of opening a Microsoft word document. By doing this You can open documents that will be in your saved folder.

Jacob MicroWordCheck your documents.

Have you MicroWordCheck ever?

by DoctorLoveee January 19, 2011

mucoturd

Noun. A particularly obnoxious jackass. See also prick

Jill's boyfriend dumped her via email--what a mucoturd!

by jroa August 16, 2006

Microtubule

An obscure tiny thingiemajiggy devised by Ms. Wu as a means to torture her students.

WTF is a microtubule?

by Luckman November 19, 2004