Microscopic Hubba dubba

When your friend tries to say something smart

Well if you think THATS cool, today we studied microscopic hubba dubba in science class

by BeanSlayer October 15, 2021

Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

Microscoping

Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.

May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.

Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."

by Tekaiguy December 19, 2023

Microscopic

the size of your cranium and your IQ

“Wow bro, Your Cranium Is So Microscopic!”

by haha yez April 11, 2022

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

Sadler's Microscope

Sadler's microscope is specific microscope with a designated amount of zoom required to stroke his shaft. The minimum zoom is 60x and unknown setting to scientists.

Sadler has to Jack off with his microscope. Sadler's Microscope is the biggest amount of zoom for it
He has to use that for his micropenis.

by Sadler's Disappointed Father September 3, 2021

microscopic

Something very small.

"James willy is very microscopic."

by BJ's for 20p July 17, 2023