Bob has to be one of the worst Operating Systems ever. Actually, I don't think it is an OS. But, it's so terrible, you just got to laugh at it. On top of that, Microsoft fails to recognize this as one of their own products!
by TBSArmstrong January 12, 2010
Get the Microsoft Bob mug.1. One's ability to detect/determine correctly if another individual is Bisexual reguardless of wether or not One knows said individual personally.
2. The amazing gift that ables you to pick-up on the Bi-vibe.
3. like a Gaydar only for Bisexuality.
Extended form: Bi-microscope
2. The amazing gift that ables you to pick-up on the Bi-vibe.
3. like a Gaydar only for Bisexuality.
Extended form: Bi-microscope
chick: whoa! He's dating a guy? I didn't know Zack was gay!
guy: No, he's not gay, he's bi.
chick: Really? That's a shocker. I have such a bad Bicroscope.
guy: No, he's not gay, he's bi.
chick: Really? That's a shocker. I have such a bad Bicroscope.
by JHRY March 9, 2010
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A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.
Can also signify penis.
Can also signify penis.
by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020
Get the microcontroller mug.A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).
"Say, Benny! How long is it gonna take for this program to install?"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
by fuckpants November 7, 2004
Get the Microsoft minute mug.An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
by OD Smith March 29, 2005
Get the microsoft access mug.Um...no it doesn't.
by johnson December 19, 2003
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