Macrohard

The opposite of Microsoft.

I have a Macrohard laptop

by BigT283 March 28, 2022

microtard

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

microderp

A small inherent derp, a synonym of brain fart.

John experienced a microderp when he thought "My Little Pony" after he heard MLP Investment.

by CeruleanSky November 7, 2017

Microharcos

Microharcos is an awesome helper in the buggiest minecraft server in history

Microharcos is awesome

by Synthle July 1, 2021

Microserf

Microserf (noun) -
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD

Bill Gates leads the Microserfs

by SouperIan November 16, 2004

MicroWordCheck

The act of opening a Microsoft word document. By doing this You can open documents that will be in your saved folder.

Jacob MicroWordCheck your documents.

Have you MicroWordCheck ever?

by DoctorLoveee January 19, 2011

microserf

Typical microsoft employee.

Wow, Charlie just became a microserf.

Microsoft microslave microsloth

by OddCharlie May 8, 2014