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metonut

A nut you find outside your house that looks like walnut shells. It is originated from boy band star with long hair that is a college profosssor and has a mailman dad and a second grade art teacher mom. It has a very laggy elf friend named Anggie and has a little brother.
This is also used to say that you died of laughter.
Retard 1: Something funny
Retard 2: I choked on 50003988287 metonuts!
by Mickeymetonutspookynerdwizard October 10, 2020
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Metroneck

A generally educated and sophisticated individual who loves metropolitan big city life. A trend or trendy jetsetter. This can include theatre shows, reading travel & leisure or money magazines. They only purchase designer brands of everything, uses latest technology, carries a daybag, sachel, or purse, eats caviar, and routinely obtains manicures and pedicures. This person also happens to originate or posses roots from the rural southern U.S. Or, are called a redneck by some. They enjoy NASCAR, woods or forests. Have shopped at and love Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets, biscuits, cornbread, grits, collard greens, okra, pickup trucks, hunting, fishing, farming and own a very slow drawn accent. By definition, this person isn't necessarily gay or straight.
You were born in Vidalia, GA and lived there until you realized you love your family and roots, but really preferred the fast paced and big city living. Therefore, you no loger felt the need to avoid moving to New York, Chicago, or Boston. By using two words in the definition- metropolitan and redneck- Metroneck is the result.
by perryrules July 8, 2009
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Metonymy

Linear timeline in which the meanings of whole words are synthetic (additive) in the future; and convergent (conflationary) in the past.

In contrast the phonemes (phonetic parts) of words are synthetic (additive) in the past; and convergent in the future.
Metonymy is an instance of the contrapositive nature of material dualism.
by sandraxine September 1, 2018
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Metroness

"So niggers, what cha' do today?"
by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004
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metronome

The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.
Tim: Dude what did you do last night?

Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.

Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.
by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011
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metroneck

A male who grew up living in the country (redneck), who was urbanized not by choice but due to career choices, who is concerned about his appearance (metro sexual) but will not spend copious amounts of money to achieve a certain appearance or lifestyle (cheap).
If he wasn't such a damn redneck we could call him a cheap metrosexual, but I think metroneck better describes him.
by P Shawn April 21, 2006
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metronatural

Official slogan of Seattle. According to Seattle's Convention and Visitors Bureau who spent 16 months and $200,000 developing the word, it's meant to evoke the urbanity of Seattle proper with the beautiful natural surroundings of the city and encourage people to do business at the Washington Convention and Trade Center.
Seattle is metronatural.
by Eric Haddock November 6, 2008
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