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Metawank

A.K.A. An inception wank.
To masturbate over the thought (or photograph or video) of another masturbating over yourself.
The thought of you fapping over my Facebook holiday album was so hot I just had to stroke out a metawank.
by Annie Vegas July 13, 2011
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metalang

A nickname given to a woman named Angela or Ang. She is a strong beautiful independent woman. Her energy is so big and so strong you can feel her before she enters the room. She is a wise old soul with a never ending depth of kindness and compassion for all living things. She is very beautiful with dark hair and pale skin. Her eyes are beautiful sparkling and magnetic changing colours to suit her mood. She is often very intimidating to most people, but also they find her to be very intelligent and funny. If you get to be one of a few, who get close to her, you will learn how soft she really is inside. She is a curvy and vivaciously attractive woman. and if you are lucky enough to be with her she is very sexual and knows how to please. But she is a very guarded lover and hard to pin down. She is the most loyal and dedicated friend you can ever have. And is a very passionate advocate for any person or cause she may believe in. Look out if you oppose her, because you'll likely find yourself sorely beaten. There is nothing stopping her if she gets her mind made up, right is right, and she will win. And of course one important last detail, she lovesrockin' out to her heavy metal music. And collecting rocks.
"Who was that?" "That was "metalang." "Wow ,that chick," metalang" is something else." "You better back off or I'll go get my friend "metalang" and you'll be sorry."
by twilightatdawn May 29, 2018
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Metafag

A trading card player who deliberately pursues in stealing another's deck build from last year's tournament all in all knowing just the basics of how the deck works not fully understanding the game also someone who tends to often play what's hot or a deck that autopilots.
Noob: net decks one of the top five tourney decks brags about being the first to play it claiming originality
Veteran: wow Jim I just slapped another low life trickstar player, what a metafag!
by DickDunkerDuelist December 21, 2020
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metamanic

Needing a attention fix; Mark returns from his Metamanic universe with the infinity logo.
by Sapiofox October 29, 2021
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MetaManic

To Control and do what you want in anyway you choose

MetaManic isn't just a word its a person in a state of mind
Being metamanic meaning being self aware and wild about it
by MetaManic was here May 21, 2022
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metamancer

A person or thing that uses what is the "meta", also known as the best thing in the game as their build/loadout.
Person 1: can yall tell me top 3 best weapons plsss
Person 2: it depends on ur build metamancer 😭
by Mr Morale August 26, 2025
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Metamance

Verb to use the most effective and overpowered strategy while competing.
Often used with a direct object, as to say that you metamance to compete with direct object.
Person 1: I metamanced the fuck out of that server
by Pseudopseudoerythronym October 4, 2025
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