Merv

Merv was this guy from everett and all he did was hang out. Everett is the place of the nation's worst meth, and who knows what happened to merv. This was slang long before everett had a meth problem. merving it means to chill, merving it fierce is to do this too much or to extremes. gutter merv is like bottoming out. "oh wow that chick was mervly" means good or bad, like you want to merv up on it, but it can mean she was nasty too.
"lets merv up on the nature park and smoke a bowl"
merv it fierce> drink a beer in a public park in seattle after a rave at 9 in the morning while smoking pot.
gutter merv- obtaining the child molester hormone from smoking too much meth
by chronazon January 25, 2009
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merv

to have sex with a chimpanzee and spread the virus known as aids. Also very poor poker player who loves sex with men
Look at him merving hes going to spread aids if he is not careful
by Jimmymac123 November 16, 2008
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Mervely

A sexy, handsome male, with a large penis (usually over 10 inches)
Mervely has a big dick
by Mervely January 29, 2021
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Merv

The act of walking behind an unsuspecting victim, putting your arm between his legs grabbing his genitals followed by tipping over face first
Wow did you guys see that!? Hendo just got merved into the Excel
by wil93 February 27, 2016
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Merve

She is a turkish girl and sometimes the thiccest one in the city. She is a very handsome girl with a big heart. She hates arrogant people and drugs. Merve has a lot of friends and is a memer. She gots everyday dickpics from random turkish grandpas. Merve is the funniest and unfunniest people in the class.
-Do u know Merve??
-No, who is she??
-She is the thiccest girl in the town
by Bakiii October 15, 2019
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Merve

Merve is a turkish girl and is sometimes the thiccest girl in the city. She is a memer and have a lots of friends. Merve gots a lot of dickpics in a day. She hates drugs and hates arrogant people. But Merve loves herself sm.
-Do u know Merve ??
-No, Who is she ?
-She has the thiccest body in the city bro
by Bakiii October 15, 2019
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merv drop

The divine sexual act of spreading ones bumhole followed by dropping your ballsack into their asshole.
“Hey did you see who jasper left with last night ? He totally went home and merv dropped her, they could be dating.”
by Merv drop January 23, 2021
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