Jack Merridew

Coolest badass girl on the island in LOTF (Piggy is a pile of shit who deserved the harassment). Proves that killing a pig is the coolest shit ever!!

Jack Merridew should use an electric scooter to kill a dumbfuck called "Piggy" who has ass-mar and acts like a 2 y/o bitchead.

by Knmagor September 26, 2022

Merideth

The absolute worst sight for anyone named “Meredith” because nobody can spell their name right. Merideth is also constantly written on a Meredith’s coffee cups, secret Santa presents, and in emails from well meaning colleagues.

Person: Hey, could I have your phone number?
*hands Meredith a phone where the first name field has been filled out with “M-E-R-I-D-E-T-H”*
Meredith: Merideth is not my name.

by eggsnack August 29, 2019

Meriwethered

To step in shit.

Named for the famed fixed income arbitrage expert and hedge fund manager, John Meriwether, with a knack for stepping in financial shit.

See, "When Genius Failed"

Guy 1: I Meriwethered my new boots today.
Guy 2: Meriwethered?
Guy 1: Stepped in shit.

Guy 2: Good one, Lowenstein.

by mrawesometheawesome November 8, 2011

Merriweather

Merriweather is someone who is very hot and THICCCKKK and THEY ARE SO QUIRKY LIKE ITS OUT OF THE WORLD UwU they are also quirkier than Lucyanna UwU

Person 1:Hey who is the most quirky person in the world ?

Person 2 : oh Merriweather ! They are also the hottest UwU

by MerriweatherIsTheMOSTQUIRKYOwO September 20, 2021

Merideth

Girl who likes riding a stuffed dolphin for sexual pleasure

A: Man that toy Dolphin smells like a real fish.

B: That's cause my sister Merideth's the shit out of it.

by BodaBing February 3, 2012

Merriweather

A barrel chested freedom fighting motherfucker you don't want to tangle with.

That kid Merriweather is a beast in combat.

by SHIT HOUSE POET December 30, 2016

Merideth

strong women who are more likely to stay home than go to work.

Merideth, how are you doing Meredith

by strawberryboomjam February 7, 2022