Merinthophilia

A sexual fetish where one is aroused by tying someone up or being tied up with rope or similar material.

Jane was into Merinthophilia. She liked to be tied up with rope during sex.

by GarlandBone September 9, 2013

Meningococcal

the disease that your teacher threatens you with when you want to share a waterbottle in class.

student: *shares water bottle*
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal

by jake. lol April 15, 2021

Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.

I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.

by electrical discharge April 22, 2014

Justin Menning

A sex god who enjoys threesomes with girls named Ellie and Sophia is Costa Rican bathrooms.

That guy is such a Justin Menning. He fucked those chicks hard.

by Evanclarkdestroyer June 19, 2017

meninjortis

A neurologic disease afflicting men who wear jean shorts, often effects of this disease include varous wrinkley tatoos, several inches of butt crack showing at all times, and cut off sleeve plaid shirts. Other, more threatning effects can be alcohalism, loss of teeth, terrible smell of cigarettes and/or chrystal meth, and serious mullet action.

Bubba waqs diagnosed with meninjortis after being seen on a liquor-cycle with a cigarette and beer in hand, sporting a rebel flag tee shirt on the way to the flea market.

by Pompous Richie June 9, 2011

Merin

Adorable little smol bean who is loved by everyone. Isn’t aware of how beautiful she is and is super humble. Great for deep conversations and will always keep u entertained.

Woah that girl is so pretty
Yea she’s a merin

by Desigirl41 December 15, 2018

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. The answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…

The meaning of life is.... life

Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.

Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

Life is hard, life is oh so painful.

But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

Without love there is nothing.

Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

Love is all - cant you feel it?

Tuesday 12/01/2010

by sandy28 January 11, 2010