marctified

When an older gentleman sitting at a bar with you knows the answer to all life's questions and teaches you that your on the wrong path.

I got marctified at the bar yesterday.

by Scarecrow Rich November 4, 2018

Murdified

To be corrected;

This is an audio engineering term, originating from music producer/engineer that is very thorough with his work. www.micmurdbeatz.com

The beat needed to be murdified.

by Wonder Woman0679 February 20, 2019

Mercerfied

When mr. Mercer takes your iPad and downloads meraki and takes off all your apps and games and even the App Store. When you get your iPad back it’s always covered in mc Donald’s grease. And now your restrained from doing anything on your iPad.

I can’t go to that website my IPad is mercerfied.

by A fairhillfucktard October 4, 2019

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

memified

A discord channel or chatroom intended for another purpose that instead gets beset by memes.

And alas, the addons channel has been memified into oblivion...

by Armsparty June 30, 2022

Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury

Having a very androgynous life style with questionable sense of fashion, going to strip clubs and getting fucked and discovering that you have HIV and then AIDS, and then being a fucking god whilst dying at the same time.

Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury

by N_0VA January 31, 2019

Macified

When an itelligent person researches a Mac computer, and finally makes the correct, life-changing decision to switch from a Windows based PC, to a Mac by Apple Computers.

Did you hear Ken just got a new Macbook? Now he is completely Macified!

by Ken Morris January 5, 2008