In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
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Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.
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I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.
Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
by Greg Boose June 20, 2006
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A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
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Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!
Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it
Boy 2:omg lemme see
So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!
Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it
Boy 2:omg lemme see
So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
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