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Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.
Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."
by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013
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metsturbating

A New York Mets fan who sounds like he or she is having an orgasm while cheering for the Mets
It was hard watching the Mets game at the bar as the person next to me was constantly metsturbating and I couldn't hear the announcers.
by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010
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manstruating

Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds
Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating
by Jackie Bennet February 5, 2009
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manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating
dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.
by nicas4life July 6, 2008
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manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.
by Greyson January 4, 2008
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Menstruating

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.
- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.
by MeMeMei December 15, 2008
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Manstruating

When a man is "on the rag."
"I think Chad must be manstruating again. He was being a real dick last night.
by Hophead June 21, 2008
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