Menarche Mouth

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.

1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.

by Jamal P. Franzia May 11, 2010

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action

Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there

by Practically perfect January 2, 2021

Fake Monarchy

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.

Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."

by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021

Manarchy

A political system that is a blend of anarchy and male dominance. In order to solidify rule of the male gender, all females under this system would be shipped to an island (currently hypothesized to be some islands in the Caribbean) where they shall be kept in containment cells and have their eggs harvested in order to keep the human race reproducing.

A manarchy would be a total sausage fest.

by Anarchy is the Solution August 4, 2009

Monarchy

An old-fashioned and traditional load of bullshit that is no use to anyone

I wish Britain had a President then we could ditch this monarchy crap. America gets it, why can't we?????????????

by FreeBritainofthemonarchy April 18, 2022

Manarchy

The raucous behavior exhibited by men watching sports. Often follows some action in game, regardless weather it's good or bad for the local team. Found in stadiums, sports bars, basements, living rooms... anywhere sports can be viewed.

Bill: Man that riot after the Roughriders won the Grey Cup was CRAZY!
Charlie: Yeah It was total Manarchy!

by benjamin2375 April 29, 2008