War Mem

1 - noun - a building located on the University of Guelph campus where students come to take notes, but really fall asleep.
2 - noun - a mental breakdown associated with frightening economics professors who, it has been speculated, will breakdown if their students decided to applaud their entrace into the room.

Note: See also, Mac Hall and Thornborough.

1. "It's so easy to fall asleep in War Mem... The comfy chairs, the dim lights, someone's telling you a story... I just pass out."
2. "If we all just stood up and applauded him when he entered the room, do you think he would have a Mac Hall? No, no, he would have a war mem!"

by lady raquelle February 11, 2004

ur mem

A very polite way to say "your mother". Do it in fancy situations and you will get three gold stars

Fancy Guy: Yesterday I got circumcised.
You: Well, ur mem also got circumcised.
*Polite laughter ensues

by YouHaveNiceArmsAndLegs February 16, 2016

Mems Chan

Mems Chan is a small English youtuber who posts memes. HOW ORIGINAL. If you've never heard of him, let's just say you are lucky.

Mems Chan? I've never heard of Mems Chan. OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT FAMOUS THEN

by ANONYMUS YOUTUBER October 03, 2020

goldfish mem

2second memory...a person who 4getses stuff real quik

trev- oi have u seen my pen nywhere???
bono- WTF goldfish mem u had it lyk 2 secs ago!!!

by taetard March 10, 2007

vyslovuje se to mem

Jediný kanál na českém internetu s kvalitními videi

Osoba1: Viděl jsi to nové video od vyslovuje se to mem?
Osoba2: Jojo, skoro jsem umřel smíchy xD

by Mememoryy June 25, 2020

Memmed

a. The guy who is trash a basketball and will do anything for a rematch
b. The guy who thinks about porn but doesn't watch

i.e.

a. I'm playing like Memmed today.
b. Stop moaning your like Memmed.

by YEE_MASTER_88 April 11, 2017

ded mem

ded mem is a mem gon old like the books inn ur attic that u havent touched for a century.u know back in mah ddays we used to to say lol like it meant like it meant laugh out loud now we say it when people make fun of you.

Person GenY 1324: Before i had social anxiety, i used to lol a lot.
Person GenZ/Alpha 13464: U bullied people?!
Person GenY 1324: No I laughed a lot.
Person GenZ/Alpha 13464: Thats a ded mem.

by some person on the interent August 06, 2022