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Megalodonna 

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.
Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.
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megalongschlong 

A Tik toker who is mainly known as the creator who makes characters bald.

But if u have followed for a long time u would know that they have an extreme obsession with eddie aka ed sheeran. but love is love and love will overpower anything ❤️
Guys did u know megalongschlong loves ed sheeran. yea they r like obsessed!!

Megalodong

A gigantic huge dick
I here she likes Megalodongs
Megalodong by KatoArin October 10, 2022

megalongschlong 

One of the funniest tiktoker I’ve ever met ps bald Bokuto is my favorite

- sleepy
megalongschlong is the best!

Megalodon 

A huge, extreme or excellent Mafia boss.
Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.

"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."

She was both terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.

"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."

The FBI finally managed to lock up the Megalodon... on TAX evasion.
Megalodon by Paulhully August 12, 2018

megladong 

A very Large dick, often reffed to with the Caucasian race.
All the bitches want my megladong.

Megladong 

An extremely large penis that grows in size as the myth of the dong gets bigger.
There is no possible way that you can fit megladong in your butt.
Megladong by Megladong69 August 10, 2018