Meanus penis

Doing something very mean with your penis while captioning it with the text (meanus penis) like stirring up a drink with your penis maybe even add a tea bag optional

Watch as I stir my friends drink and ejaculate seman also before he drinks it taking pictures of it using hashtag#meanus penis

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

Meatus

The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.

"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"

"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"

by TrollAnus January 7, 2015

meatus deletus

When your man is cheating so you cut off his dick

My man banged Jennifer so I committed meatus deletus.

by frick_nuggets November 19, 2018

meatus monster cock

A star that has a massive penis

Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock”

by vrmxlice June 11, 2020

mavuso

1. A short black man in a group of otherwise vertically gifted individuals. 2. The only member of a given race in a group, regardless of the race.

1. Hey Mavuso, come play basketball!
2. Eminem is the Mavuso of the gansta rap world.

by George P Burdell 23241 October 23, 2010

Mavuso

Money given to women after having a nice time with them

They usually get mavuso in the morning when they leave as a form of taxis fare

by Bra Disc February 5, 2024