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Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)
If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.
meatus by Bu Bugmont February 11, 2005
1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.
1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"
Meatus by Jobyn April 17, 2010
A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.
That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on
Meatus by Mr.wiseguy93 November 13, 2018
The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.
"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"

"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"
Meatus by TrollAnus January 7, 2015

Meatus Wangus 

1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs
When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.
Meatus Wangus by sam ward June 15, 2007

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.
Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!
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