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meatspin

meet•spihn: verb, transitive
(spun: spuhn, spinning, spins)

1. the act of changing a friend’s world wide web browser's home page to the recently popular shock site "meatspin".com, the owner of said computer is most likely inebriated to the point of total incoherence and inability to ward off the toolshed's attempt of degradation; the intent is to surprise the aforementioned drunkard with the “meatspin” website confronting them as he or she sobers up and eventually decides to access the internet

2. the toolshed act of covertly coaxing an innocently unaware person, who is otherwise totally cognizant of all of his or her surroundings, into accessing the shock site "meatspin".com along the toolshed’s side and causing he or she to fall victim to the shockingly obscene website
1. Brad: “Dude, Billy is so schmasty-faced; he’s out for the count!”
Tom: “Let’s meatspin his ass!”

2. Billy: “Hey Jill, come check out the new Facebook layout”
(Billy covertly accesses the meatspin website)
Jill: “Ahhhh, dammit Billy!”
by DrewWick December 12, 2008
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meatspin

Meatspin is actually the sodomistic act of a transexual riding a male. It is presented in the form of a shock site accompanied by the song "You Spin Me Round (like a record)" by Dead or Alive.
Oh man I just looked at meatspin! I am offically gay.
by TheDeeJ July 24, 2008
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meatstick

another word used to describe the setinal beam in halo 3, it can also be a word used to describe a gun or a wang
guy: dude..... u just got shot in the face by my meatstick
other guy: ya i know *bleeding*

setinal beam gun halo wang
by silentbob6 February 16, 2010
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Meatstick

<somebody does something stupid>
"What a meatstick."
by Swanneh March 27, 2008
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Meatspinathon

A competition in which people uphold www.meatspin.com, challenging opponet in how many number of spins one can watch.
My friend Colin
Fike challenged me to a meatspinathon, I came out on top with 4200 spins.... then I performed it on his sister Caroline.
by Harry Ballszsak December 9, 2008
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meatshank

A penis, sometimes more specifically the shaft of the penis
My meatshanks never been the same since it got caught in the car door
by Inan December 1, 2006
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California Meatstick

1. A Meatstick from California.

2. A sex position popularized by the homosexual BDSM subculture of San Fransisco involving things no mortal would want to hear about, unless of course they were into that. Some accessories involved include an iron ingot, an acetylene blowtorch, and a metal can of wasabi almonds.
1. I bought two pounds of California Meatsticks, after the party there was naught but wrappers remaining.

2. My master gave me a California Meatstick last night, I'll be shitting powdered horseradish for at least a week.
by Johan Eschbach April 3, 2011
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