A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
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When i first laid eyes on this man i was like "damn, he's hot"!
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
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It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.
It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.
"Li mortacci tua, ma che cazzo stai facendo!?"
"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"
"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"
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Get the morthlic mug.To get blessed or screwed in Riot's videogame Teamfight Tactics. The verb is derived from the name of Riot employee and TFT design director called Mortdog.
Very prominent element of the video game is randomness. However, players like to pretend that Mortdog is responsible for everything that happened.
This catchphrase is getting out of hand and players and streamers are using it outside TFT to describe anything (un)lucky that happens in their lives.
Very prominent element of the video game is randomness. However, players like to pretend that Mortdog is responsible for everything that happened.
This catchphrase is getting out of hand and players and streamers are using it outside TFT to describe anything (un)lucky that happens in their lives.
Ex 1:
Streamer 1: *has three 4-costs*
Streamer 1: *gets Recombobulator augment on 3-2*
Streamer 1: "holy shit I got mortdogged"
Soju: I went 8th again...
Streamer 1: *has three 4-costs*
Streamer 1: *gets Recombobulator augment on 3-2*
Streamer 1: "holy shit I got mortdogged"
Soju: I went 8th again...
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