Martyna

good in bed

I fucked Martyna last night

by Anonyyymmm October 8, 2019

Martynas

Martynas is a Lithuanian name, originated from Ancient Roman name Martinus.

It's meaning is god of war, of mars.

Hi there Martynas.

My name is Martynas

by THE INTELLIGENT. October 16, 2018

Maxton

Maxton is a hot asf and is very loyal anyone who has a macron on their life is very lucky because if you don’t keep them around then you will regret it they have a great sense of humor and is very loyal

Maxton is very hot

by Idkkkk idcccc May 25, 2018

Maxton

Some midget that lives down by the creek. Spends most of his day sippin' lean and hoping the LA Clippers can catch a meaty W. Mans like 4"11, has a huge cock though. Not really funny, loves making jokes though, and spends most of his time fantasying about being 7FT. That's why he plays 2K, makes some fucking 7FT"3 post-hooking cheese. What a CUNT. Now, let's talk about his height more man, I mean, bruh, thinks he gon' make the NBA or some shit. Lil midget wouldn't even makes the WNBA. lol.

Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!

Yo, that Maxton has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle combined with donkey with down-syndrome.

by Jonathan Hazleton September 7, 2020

Mattyn

A Mattyn is an extremely rare breed of boy. They are arkward in an adorable way, and really sweet and understanding of girls /and/ boys. A Mattyn tends to be a bit clueless in the dating area, but once you get to know him he will probably be the nicest guy you ever meet. They are talented and passionate about the arts (music in particular) and enjoy rock tmusic, walking in forests, and looking up at the stars. Mattyns are extremely compatable with libras.

Sarah: Who's that quiet boy in the corner, the one with curly hair?
Michelle: Oh that's Mattyn.

Sarah: I'd like to meet a guy, but i'm soo shy.
Michelle: Awh, you need to find yourself a Mattyn.

by k_i_l_l_j_o_y April 29, 2014

Martynas

The Lithuanian guy. Extremely hot. Even the ladies that only like white guys with blond hair think he’s hot asf. NEVER ACTUALLY REALISES THAT EVERY GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON HIM. His friends don’t even bother to tell him. No one has a clue what he would say if someone confessed because it never happened. He is also really smart. Is also obsessed with Rick and Morty. Always comes 2 minutes late. He is in the “the boyess gang” and they would look like they would break every girls heart but actually they would all have a secret crush. And I almost forgot he would never pay for netflix he’d rather have 10 netflix accounts from people all over the world.

Girl: “he is never going to actually know that I have a crush on him until I tell him, he’s such a Martynas.”

“You have been asking me for my netflix for the 5th time now. You are being such a Martynas.“

by 240104 November 10, 2019

Martyna

(n.)a creativly inclined person, most often female. This is not a person you should lead into a library, bookstore, etc. because they will NOT leave. Spends their day reading, drawing and surfing the web. Very antisocial.

Friend: Martyna is reading again... this is supposed to be a a party!

Other friend: I know, but have you seen her paintings? They're awesome!

Friend: I'm surpsised she even came, or answered my phone call!

by Me75po December 31, 2009