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Macedonian Tazooni

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)
'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'
by TheWizard69 March 2, 2015
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the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.
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macedonia region

A geographical area in northern Greece of a similar name to the recently renamed Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia also formally known as Vardaska which is unrelated to the Greek region of Macedonia.
by Timmons342 November 3, 2013
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Macedonian

An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.

It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest.

The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander.

Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov).
Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".

Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian".

Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek.
by Oti rej! July 24, 2008
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Alexander of Macedonia

Alexander III of Macedon (20/21 July 356 – 10/11 June 323 BC), commonly known as Alexander the Great (Greek: Ἀλέξανδρος ὁ Μέγας, Aléxandros ho Mégasiii› from the Greek ἀλέξω alexo "to defend, help" + ἀνήρ aner "man"), was a king of Macedon, a state in northern ancient Greece. Born in Pella in 356 BC, Alexander was tutored by Aristotle until the age of 16. By the age of thirty, he had created one of the largest empires of the ancient world, stretching from the Ionian Sea to the Himalayas. He was undefeated in battle and is considered one of history's most successful commanders.
"What do you think you are, Alexander of Macedonia?". Referring to ordinary people who imagine they have talent for conquest and charisma.
"Maybe you are like Alexander of Macedonia". Referring to people who see great talent in chess wunderkinds and strategical pc games that are at an success.
by Autohn April 10, 2013
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Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021
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macedonia

Home of Macedonians, brave people who love good wine, good music and their fatherland. Home of Alexander the Great, the greatest Macedonian and world hero of all times. Home of Samuel, Gotze Delchev and many other heroes!

You have to love this country with its great and ancient culture!
Egej, Vardar i Pirin se vo Makedonija.
by Risto March 2, 2005
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