maldening

When multiple people work from home who live in the same town, often meeting up with each other for lunch or work.

I am maldening with Varun and Neha today.

by jellyfishtree November 2, 2017

New Malden

South West London suburb with one of the largest populations of koreans outside of korea. very relaxed atmosphere and only 20 minutes from waterloo. Great for a night out if you're into pubs and hidden korean karaoke bars.

yo im heading into new malden for some korean bbq and then a pint, you coming?

by gullyjosh February 21, 2018

mauldin high

place in south carolina where dem ballerz n hustlaz meet some nerdy white kidz as well yamean> the white kids are like "DUDE THATS FRIGGIN AWSOME DUUUUDE HOLY COW"

black brotha: "yo cuzzou whattup"
white kid: "hey what is up. check out my slang: fo shizzle my nizzle"
black brotha: what did u say?
white kid: i said fo shizzle my nizzle
blak brotha beats caucasian kid up

white kid: uhh uh ahhhhhhhh stop beating me you dirty negroe
blak brotha: shut da fakk up nucca

by mauldin souljah April 29, 2005

Malden, Illinois

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

Saugus Malden

He is a warlord, a demon, a robot, and a dragon. He is the fierce ruler of the planet Earth.

Husband to Hess-Ursula Malden, Queen of Marthox 7.
Father to Buxbee Malden the possibly illegitimate child of Hess and Saugus.

Kidnapped from a public swimming pool early on in his life, he was given super powers by aliens and they brainwashed him to take over the world.

Also See:

"The Ballad of Saugus Malden" - The Epic poem written by disciples of the Malden Clan etching the heroic and historic tale of his virtues and vices in the great continuum of time. It is said that upon hearing the chorus of the ballad women are instantaneously impregnated with the child of Saugus and men feel the deep desire to serve in his ever reaching army.

Favorite words include: Churl, nudie, taint, Wendy's.

Also also see:

"The Chronicles of Hess-Ursula" - A short work based on Hess' hell bent mission to remove the word "please" from the past, present, and future.

HAIL SAUGUS! HAIL SAUGUS! King of the Underworld! King of all that is! King of Wendy's! HAIL SAUGUS!

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is mean.

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is wicked awesome.

Dude, THATS SAUGUS MALDEN!

by Buxbee May 8, 2008

maplewood malden

Maplewood is a gang originated in Malden, Ma in the linden/maplewood area. They are known to be armed and dangerous and move drugs thru malden since the late 1990s. Most of them ared either in jail dead or moved on as men in life. The young generation Mdubz/Ldub are feared all over malden and schools. gunz drugs and violence make them feared. they hangout in the bowdoin linden maplewood areas. These kids have been terrorizing 'the den' since the raid of 2013 when the older original mdubz were arrested. they are disrespectful and dont care about no one besides their "dubs'. They have allies in the crip gangs in Lynn and Lowell. Feared in many jails county and upstate. These kids shoot at out of town kids all the time for the simple fact that its Malden life. Rivals of this organization are unknown. I see these kids all over maplewood sq and linden looking over their shoulders every two seconds and summer time is just not safe with these kids on the loose.

maplewood malden demons Feared in malden / linden area /maplewood

by MPD May 12, 2017

Karl Malden

When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.

The Karl Malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.

by Euesblue102 September 7, 2008