Matty Meatball

Can be both a person or used as a general insult:

As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"

Use below list to identify:

1) A person that is all about meat

2) May require the meatbeater

3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU

4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle

5) Only drinks Corona

6) Dislikes being a Meatball

7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat

8) Option of Halal Meatball

9) Always reem

10) Lush thick beard and chest hair

11) Best looking in hometown

1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack

"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question

2

"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims

"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry

by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014

Mattypoo

a cute nickname for an adorable Boy.

Mattypoo is so cute. ok then, don't call me that, ok then.

by bmasterpro April 17, 2011

Matteo

He is a gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever!original meaning Matteo means gift of God.He is ,sensible,nice,he always says what He thinks,he is a true and lovely person.He is very sweet but he is so stubborn and touchy.He loves and helps everyone.He hates fake person and he is so funny...He isn't a sporty persone and He is very lazy.He is so friendly and clever but sometimes he is so shy!!He can helps and understand all the people in the words

Matteo is my best friend

by Franky4021 February 6, 2018

uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

matteo

the best person in the entire world Italian god when you see him you want to die cause of his sexyness. He cant be tickled nor pinched he is the best person you will ever meet.

"i saw Matteo and fainted he was so beautiful "

by ufhwadfudhfuij October 11, 2019

Mattossola

A person that makes up lies/stories for his own amusment in order to avoid seriousness.

"I tried to tell you that I'm pregnant but you continued to mattossola me all night".

by wtorres June 26, 2008

Mattayo

The best guy friend a girl could possibly have. He has a lot of friends, but being his friend makes you happy and feel important. He is a loving, caring person and will always try and make people happy. He can be hard to hold onto and keep a friendship with, but it's a privilege to even be friends with someone like him. He's an amazing person, who will always be in your heart.

I feel privileged to know a Mattayo.

by Tory1994 November 17, 2011