Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size

Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson

by gg bibba August 12, 2019

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Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023

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matheson

someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.

jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.

by ladela October 24, 2009

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he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

matheson get your dick outa your sister

by jackkyboy12369 January 11, 2021

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This person tends to be nice, cute and short. Be sure to make friends with her because she is the greatest friend anyone can ever have. Very understanding and forgiving too. Usually this person tends to fight with siblings. This person may be attracted to very bright colors and can have a bit of a.d.d. A lover of Oreo's and addicted to Tumblr. (:

That girl is so much like Mattison Lee Fenner, I got to have her

by Sharron Elizabeth July 28, 2011

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