Mathematics

Aids, Herpes, STI, Chlamydia and Genital Warts mixed into one thing, then put on paper.

I think I have mathematics now.

by ɯʎuopnǝsd May 30, 2019

Mathematics

Some dirty word that means a slut, thot, or whore. Teachers use this word a lot and i'm against it.

Wow, did you see that Mathematics over there? God, i'm glad i'm not her friend.

by OnlyAva April 18, 2018

Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 05, 2020

Mathematics

A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.

Teacher: "You must pass your mathematics GCSE, or you won't get a job."

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019

Mathematics

-To mathemath

synonyms : to suffer

Watching a book full of numbers and letters and not understanding.

Something you avoid.
Something that should be illegal.
Something that makes me cry at 2:00 and then comming to a text and seeing a chapter that doesn't even exist in the whole scholarity and nobody have ever witnessed and then getting a 20 just because you wrote your name and didn't understand the language and the calculs the papers were talking about, and quiting wanting to be a doctor because school isn't for everyone.

Antonyms: Happiness, future, joy

Someone 1: Why are you crying?
Someone 2: Mathematics
Someone 1: i see

by schoolisntforeveryone April 09, 2023

Mathematics

Mathematics is a subject used to kill 98% of the human brain cells hence the term Mental Abuse To Humans aka (MATH)

Mathematics kills you.... Math is death

by unanimous0 March 06, 2019