math

The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!!

Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test

Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

Next Day.......

Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.

Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.

Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!

by Buttlamo April 28, 2007

math

you have to be so big brain to compete with this

math

by diarrhea dog November 02, 2020

math

Something you don't need to know beyond a 3rd grade level to get by in life.

Little Bobby slept through math every day after 3rd grade. He is now a game programmer for one of the biggest game studios.

by C- C- C- Chris May 02, 2010

math

(Yet)another word for sex.

Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!

by Gizwidget March 28, 2007

math

phone number, digits.

mainly used by males to describe the phone number of a female.

"yo did you see that bad bitch I was talking to?"

"yea man, you get the math?"

by StealsyourstereO November 15, 2006

math

Math is the abbreviation for:

Mental
Abuse
Towards
Humans

Person 1: We have math for next lesson.
Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED

by Epicguyof1337 October 21, 2013

math

the worst thing ever created in human history.

yo you have math right now?
yeah ugh

by annascaroline February 03, 2020